Kent Haines: Legend?

All the doctors told my mom she would never have children after the cancer had ravaged her body, so it was clear to her and anyone who knew her that I was a miracle, even before I was born.


I live in Philadelphia.  I am currently unemployed, but someday I will have a job, and then I can call comedy my “hobby” instead of “the only thing I do all day that can’t be called a job because I don‘t get paid.”


 

About Me

Name: Kent Haines

Age: 39...shhh!

Birthday: July 31st

Hometown: Birmingham, AL

Occupation: Comedian/Failure

 
 

Listen to my  BROTHER!